Infozo v. Knockers!

The image above is used with permission from both Knockers the Klown and King Velveeda.

Join us on Tuesday, January 30, 2001 as Infozo takes on Knockers the Klown on TV's Moral Court!

What follows is the original call-to-arms in preparation for the Battle Royale...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of All Ages! Here ye, here ye!

The crusade continues! Infozo hereby declares a call to arms of All Concerned Citizens Against Clown Pornography, and that we lift these concerned-citizens' arms against Knockers the Klown and her Evil Ways!

A Great Moment is upon us, we who have taken up the shield and sword of the campaign against clown pornography! Knockers the Klown--reprehensible clown porn recidivist reprobate--has agreed to appear against Infozo in public debate on WB's Moral Court (syndicated to show on a TV near you)!

If everything goes according to plan, we will be filmed on October 27th.

PLEASE NOTE THE CHANGE IN DATE FROM THE 26th!

Any member of the movement that would like to attend the LA shooting should mail infozo@stopclownpornnow.org and I'll see what can be done about securing tickets. Knockers has many friends and allies in the City of Angels (ironic, no?) who will surely show up in force; if at all possible, we should present a similar showing of support.

More importantly, each one of you is hereby asked to come up with powerful (and detailed) arguments both for and against the scourge of clown pornography to aid in our preparation for the debate. Ideas on methods for winning the crowd over will be greatly appreciated, as will any anti-knockers art or slogans to be used on posters and our website.

Finally, we expect that Knockers presentation will be rather raucous, and planning for the unexpected will be a must. How should, for example, Infozo react when she tosses a cream pie at his crotch? What other vagaries should we expect, and how can we best retaliate?

Thank you for your time and cooperation,

Infozo