Banned Links

WARNING: HIT YOUR BACK BUTTON NOW IF YOU ARE UNDER 21! NOW! THE CLOWNS ARE WATCHING YOU!!!

The following links have been officially banned by the Stop Clown Porn Brigade and their affiliates at www.StopClownPornNow.org. We provide the followning links as a service to concerned parents, NetNanny-like services, and everyone out there who is disgusted by Clown Porn's ubiquitous and virulent presence on the World Wide Web.

We in no way advocate the use of these links for the use of fetishists. The following links depict explicit clown porn and should be visited by NO ONE other than highly trained members of the SCPB, especially those who might not be of legal age (21).

NOTICE: Our list is not a comprehensive list of clown porn links on the internet. Again, they are presented for research purposes, to educate those who might doubt the problem exists. The following links are only a sampling of the less egregious examples available.

NOTICE 2: It's been quite a while since we've done an update. It's been quite a while since clown porn was on everyone's mind.

The Cartoon Sex Clowns are apparently neither cartoons nor sexy.
Ladies and gentlemen, perverts of all persuasions: the porn clown posse, posers all.
ABCNEWS.com's Wolf is a tool of the clown pornnographers
clown porn at wal mart
"smiley" the clown found guilty of sodomy
Still more freakshow fornication... (DOWN!)
Another perversion of another perfectly wholesome circus. (DOWN!)
Shockwave.com has lowered itself into internet obscurity with Mime after Mime, its anti-clown, anti-mum, anti-lauper cut-and-paste parody.
Wholesome clown Zombo recently wrote in asking if his birthday shenanigans had crossed the unholy line... You be the judge.
ICP (we'd really prefer only to mention them by acronym, or, better yet, not at all) choking the chicken.
thehornyclown.com.
More anti-clown, pornographic text.
Someone using the moniker Krusty the Clown gives some unseemly advice.
Which is more offensive--the clown porn or the pisspoor makeup job? We think the capitalized commentary takes the cake...
This link isn't clown porn, nor is it banned. It is offered as a worthwhile distraction to all you fetishists misusing this page.
The Porno Clown Tale. Gross-out zine crap.
An odd article on the odder "Flasher the Clown" (who, at first sight, seems legitimate...)
clownpoetry.com, decidedly offending the good literary taste of clowns everywhere. Some random smut, too.
A quick search through whois.net uncovered this unfortunately-named site... and this one, too. (And a couple hundred others squat upon by this that and the other domain-hoarder.)
Knotty the Clown's ropebikini.com, hotbed cesspool of fetishist shist.
Ouchy the Clown, pro-dom/dj/meeting facilitator. We rue the day he gets into motivational speaking.
Nipples the Clown, in SCPN HQ's very own backyard, no less. Sure, it's a spoof article, but the fact that it exists at all is thoroughly upsetting.
Knockers the Klown . Clown Porn Offender No. 1.
Knockers, more on that depraved klown.
Knockers, still more. When will they learn?
We are crestfallen. Although our crusade has done much to spread awareness of the problems Clown Pornography poses, and several sites shilling clown sex have gone under since our debut, we must announce that Knockers the Klown has established her permanent presence on the internet. Yahoo Clubs and everything... Tsk-Tsk.
Even her pals have their own domains...
ClownPorn's porn-e-okie . Nothing here yet, but you can bet we'll be keeping our eyes on these guys. UPDATE: Still no actual Clown Porn. Infozo himself will be visting Brooklyn to speak with these people and see what they think they're up to. UPDATE: Infozo didn't get the chance to talk to the clownporn.com crew directly, but there are now numerous Brooklyn natives sporting the t-shirt for the cause... UPDATE: They've crossed the line now. In addition to their egregious misuse of clown images on the front page, investigative research has revealed that these guys are in league with Knockers herself.
Bikini Bandits under the Big Top (UPDATE: Down! We can only hope that this mini-movie's demise was in part due to the valorous efforts of our supporters, and that it will never rise again! UPDATE: it's up again. *sigh*)
For the doubting Thomases out there: the diseased core of clown porn. Warning: this is explicit clown porn, degrading, disgusting, and not viewable if you happen to be under 21 years of age. (UPDATE: DOWN, replaced with the more lucrative norm-porn...)
Apocryphal tales of Willard Scott's better-left-lost years on the hard streets.
Spanky the BDSM clown.
Pro-wrestler or Porn? Judge by the absence of pants, says we.
Clownpenis.fart. Nothing there, but the offense of sitting on an SNL gag for cash is almost as bad as actual clown porn... (UPDATE: apparently someone's better senses took control: this site is DOWN!)
Cartoon Sex Clowns. Our highly trained team of researchers can't get the animation to load on this one, but they know, beyond a shodaw of a doubt, that it is BAD. (UPDATE: we've gotten the page to load at SCPN HQ, and it really ain't all that bad, excepting the uninspired rip-off of SCPN's appearance in Yahoo Internet Life...)
BJ the clown. Sure, it looks innocuous now, but the Brigade is closely watching this fermenting pot of porn possibilities...
More Yahoo clown-clubbing. If any of our viewers have any doubts whatsoever about the ontological status of claurophilia, this link will settle the score.
More Yahoo Club Clown "Love". Pretty much any URL from the messages is a de facto banned link.
We've seen quite a bit of depravity along the elephant-shit-smeared road of our Crusade, and THIS is what we found inside the bigtop of darkness. Not for the faint of heart or minors.
The venerable cream pie put to terrible misuse... The pie-thing seems to be a slapstick offshoot of a recognized fetish for messiness, undoubtedly anal expulsive in its psychological origins.
Sex Clowns . Clowns + BDSM = misery for us all. (UPDATE: DOWN!)
Pawpaw's Clown Porn . The juggling pin pic leaves no question as to the degredation these clowns were subjected to. [UPDATE: these pages have been removed! Long Live the Cause!]
Klimchack Enterprises . Stripping down clowns to make fun of them. (UPDATE: their webmaster seems to have thought he could slip this injustice under the rug my moving the page... We think not!)
CARL LUNDGREN ART STUDIOS . Clown Porn parading around as irony-aware middlebrow art.
Patrick Halloran Pictures and Prints . Clown Porn parading around as lowbrow black velvet art. (UPDATE: this painting has fortunately left no traces on the world wide web, except in the background of the above-linked snapshot of the artist.)
The Shame of the Circus . The fact that the clown heads are airbrushed doesn't make the crime any less severe.
CLOWNING AROUND by by Zalman Velvel. Smut story that gives evidence for the clown porn movement's San Fransiscan origins.
Clown Pornography from Captain Infinity. More smut stories.
Clown rape from those soft-sex-shilling pervs at nerve.com.
MikeUT24. Personal ad. Pitiful.
fred the clown's spotted history.
creepy the clown with scantily-dressed "friend." (UPDATE: this scandalous picture has been removed!)
Claude Cahun, lesbian self-potrait photographer who often dresses as clown.
AL GOLDSTEIN: CLOWN PRINCE OF PORN. Sure, there's nothing more than the title... But what were they thinking?
Bedtime with Bozo. Another tale of "innocent" introduction (through that damned HBO Real Sex, yet again).
Bozo Da Klown's terrifiying texts.
LA Cacophany. Some arty freak-out happening clownsmut.
LA Cacophany flyer.
Porno Clown, the lyrics.
clown-heini.de. Banned for the URL alone.
A chat transcription. Thank god the clown said NO.
The second hand circus, clown porn hiding as performance art.
euphemism for masturbation: de-lousing the naked clown.
They don't know what they're getting into.
Nebraska, 1998. Court calls naked clown video strange but not obscene--(POSTnet). UPDATE: this link is dead! Wahoo! Unfortunately, the ruling still stands... UPDATE: legal docs on the case have been uncovered.
implied nudity in the clown community.
insane clown posse to appear nude in Penthouse.

Videos

Links to reviews and advertisements for an assortment of clownsploitative adult videos:

Candy, more industry clowning, this time amongst the walking dead.
New Wave Hookers IV. More Industry Clownsploitation.
Sex Lives of Clowns . Porn industry clownsploitation flick.
Johnny Toxic's Clown F**kers . More straight-to-video from the Industry out to sell anything and everything, despite whom it may hurt.
The following sub-list contains video reviews from avn.com. Each mentions clown pornography, yet actual clown porn in these videos has not been confirmed.

Banned Links

Videos

Borderline but not banned